When my mom wakes me up:

heyfunniest:

She’s all like:

And i’m all like:

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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

friskyserket:

“ask a parent before going online”

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liampahyne:

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By the way, Louis is definitely Ryan.

oh my god. i think i just peed.

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snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

OUR WORLD

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